i was sitting around on a cloud or whatever, just a blink of an eye ago... i figured i'd call my transendental travel agent and book an exotic travel
adventure to this wild and exciting destination that's three rocks from the earths' sun. well, am i ever going to have a word with this mystical
individual when i get back to jurgonia!!! i've never had such a stressful, fret deluged experience in my life. and i'm SICK of the food!. the vessel i
have to get about in is crotchety, painful and clammy. i've met a few individuals i actually appreciate on this junket, almost all of them residing in some
realm called 'Dixie', and the only other creatures i care for are covered in fur and make barking noises when not attacking other assorted creatures on
something called the 'television' - not much vision espoused on these ever changing, formatted screens incidently. anyway, this experience isn't
anywhere near as endearing as the brochures outlined. in fact, nobody, outside of a few of them there 'dixie' types even consider adhering to the
rulebook and code of ethics given out by those gideon types. and who are these little grey, lizard-eyed dingbats that keep whizzing about in those
unidentified, gigantic triangles and the little silver orbs!!? i hate the way they 'borrow' you for nocturnal experiments and galactic probes without
one's consent. little buggars are quite vexing and irritating with their damnable telepathy and fixation with reproductive, procreation by other holidayers
here within. ah but thank goodness for those dual wheeled vehicles out of milwaukee though!! nothing like the gurgling sound of these puppies to help you
forget the woes and wants of a misbooked, misdirected interdimensional getaway... but shite! everything else that's halfway enjoyable here gets one into a
shiteload of grief. and the aftereffects of the partying and gayiety!!!! i checked the box that said male, half decently built, not pale and full of guilt!!!
life is some box of chocolates... i didn't take out the diabetes insurance!!! the brown acid's no good and someone's run off with the blue ointment. did i mention i was going to harrangue the cosmic travel agent when i get back!? 'why not check out the wonderful human experience she says!!!' - man, i ought to get a ton of vouchers for the next excursion after this debacleous fiasco.
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life is some box of chocolates... i didn't take out the diabetes insurance!!! the brown acid's no good and someone's run off with the blue ointment. did i mention i was going to harrangue the cosmic travel agent when i get back!? 'why not check out the wonderful human experience she says!!!' - man, i ought to get a ton of vouchers for the next excursion after this debacleous fiasco.
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